The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 16, 2022

It is so late that we could say that it is early.

Take em both Uncle Ted and Sleep tight. Benefits of no work clothes. We don’t have to set a clock.

this isn’t funny. it’s reality!

Take half of each…

So this is the type of conversation you have when you grow too old to be out bar hopping with the guys and talking about beer, women and song? Yikes!

Take both and go to bed.

My wife gets up for work at 4:00am so if it’s close I stay up to see her and say good bye and have a nice day. As long as we don’t talk about me staying home all day and playing with the dogs and my old trucks or who I’m going to lunch with it’s usually a nice visit. Boy oh boy, don’t ask to be tucked in or for a back rub. That never seems to go to well.

Those MiDs can be limbo.

Don’t know whether drink beer or coffee.

If I fell asleep, I didn’t miss my evening rx.

There have been times when, like Uncle Ted, I’ve fallen asleep watching tv, but when I wake up forget whether or not I took the “before bedtime” med. The instructions say it’s okay to take it as soon as you realized you missed the usual dose, unless it is less than 12 hours until the next dose. In that case wait until it’s time again.

Sounds eerily like my life!

I take my night pills, go back to sleep and take the morning group when I wake up hours later.