Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 27, 2022

I bowl a better game after i get a few beers in me.

Probably has a couple of fifths of JW Black in that “bowling bag”.

Some go bowling mainly for the drinking.

Some make their bowling game into a drinking game.

After awhile … Some bowl their drink their drink their bowling to drink their bowling drink bowl …

Sounds like my grandma.

Well, it’s not something you’d want to do sober.

At one time, there was talk of making bowling an Olympic sport. Can you picture someone who looks like me on the winner’s podium?

Sounds like an actual alley where they go to drink. Maybe do a little dumpster diving.

that would NEVER happen. you can’t get me out of bed at 7:30am, let alone to go bowling that early or drink wine. is this a nightmare or what.

When I quit drinking, bowling ceased to be enjoyable, lol.

Multi tasking!

Bowling’s an excuse for drinking, and drinking’s an excuse for your bowling – Gallagher.

A slippery slope. Figuratively, and literally. The grease from the pizza and popcorn makes handling the ball a threat to your feet. Thankfully the loose bowling shirts have room to accommodate the truckload of carbs. Oh, and The Dude Abides.

Spare to be different.

I was only 17 and bowling. The waitress asked for drinks. I got served! I still, always, look older. I could pass for 110 today!