Monty by Jim Meddick for June 26, 2022

An inspired choice

I remember those days (and those customers) when I worked in a Baskin-Robbins in summer 1966

You’ll have to come back for the other 29 Flavors later, Monty.

Better high tail it to Costco and finish lunch with the ‘sample ladies’ there.

It is so hard to be extraordinary

Hmm the girl working at the ice cream shop has an interesting shade of lipstick! As for Monty, what a wimp!

That’s an unfair and hurtful assumption. Just because sonny boy looks like someone who beats up gorillas for fun doesn’t mean that he’s really like that. He may be gentle, kind, patient, and understanding.

Mind you, I’m not betting on it.

My honey, ponders the flavor board like it contains the secret of life. Then, a small strawberry cone. Always. I think she’s imagining how all those others might taste, but can’t make the leap to try one.

He deserves a short flight to the parking lot.

Haha! Ma’s boy has sped up the line considerably.

Monty knows it’s best not to get between Bubba and his ice cream.

Could be a Rocky Road ahead if Monty doesn’t hurry up. :)

If the Big Guy were to trash self-absorbed freeloader Monty, it would be totally justified….