Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 31, 2022

Everything is fragile in the long run.

I think this storyline might be a rerun.

It’s annoying when shields break. Especially in Zelda: Breath of the wild!

Maintenance is everything!

Darn it!

If the shield is leaking, that’s how you know it’s working. If it isn’t… then it’s run out of boringness and you need to fill it up quickly.

When the unexplained giant toe appears, look upon that as validation.

And yet no one notices….DANA IS RIGHT THERE IN PANEL TWO! (Seriously, look up a picture.)

Huh. When I heard someone say “darn that Shield of Boringness”, I didn’t think it was a maintenance recommendation.

Sock it to me!

(Darn it!)

As I read this, I’m wearing a t-shirt with a seated unicorn and the words “Majestically Awkward” on it. So … Guilty.

Funny how it works. A few years ago Red Pandas were obscure.

I mean Pastel Unicorns’ 4th Gen would explain the trend.

Don’t I mean My Little Pony some of you are asking? Get outta here. There’s no such property with that name. That’s nothing more than the lawyer friendly way to acknowledge Pastel Unicorns.

Oh, I think unicorns have been quite the thing at least since Lady Amalthea’s story was told, and the group “America” sang “The Last Unicorn.”

Unicorns are “Phoebe Famous”