Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 08, 2022

Perhaps you were looking for Noodleflix, the food fight channel.

Is it supposed to be a visual type pun, because fettuccinemax doesn’t rhyme with Cinemax, but it looks sort of the same.

Has to be better than the latest speciality channel I saw an ad for. The Billiard Channel !?!

Seems they haven’t come across the Raman-noodle channel.Cable sucks…there’s more stupid programs than sane ones! They cancel all the good programs and replace them with reality, game and ad shows! Sickening

It’s pasta your bedtime.

this went pasta my head

Isn’t Fusilli Jerry on?

I was surprised at the thought that Cinemax might still exist; I hadn’t seen the name in years. Then I looked it up and was dismayed to find that it did exist as a website, and was loved by many for its content, but was dismantled during the creation of HBO Max.

https://www.pastemagazine.com/tv/cinemax/cinemax-streaming-hbo-max/

I’m afraid to ask what they show on Fettuccinemax After Dark…

he sounds like he’s pasta the point of caring…

Hard to pronounce, Fettuccini and Cinemax© are hard to merge linguistically as they end and begin differently. Not the best portmanteau, but even a PunMeister like Thompson can have an off day.