Close to Home by John McPherson for June 04, 2022

Moths. I’m broke.

The Joker in his latter years, sadly trying to hold on to his infamy.

Watermelon head.

looks like he is a bout to lose his capital…one?

My wallet? It’s home on the dresser. Got some pocket change and a 20% off coupon you can have.

“Say ‘what’ again…”

-Jules Winnfield

..groan… A mugger telling Dad jokes? …sigh Just shoot me and let me get a little sympathy.

Ha Ha! But before I answer, can you answer this “Are you wearing a stocking cap or is that just how your head looks?”

If it was Jennifer Garner, she could have it.

((((((((((H. E. L. P. )))))))

Can you hear me now?

Bleeb, that’s a guy you are walking with. You should have been more patient and waited for a lady wearing a dress.

Don’t worry, that guy across the street will come rescue you…Or maybe not.

Hmm who’s the bigger robber? Credit card or the criminal?

What’s in my wallet? Lessee, at this rate of inflation and economic downshift, the only thing in my wallet is:

a moth, (like in cartoons, if you’re broke and you open your wallet, moths fly out as some kinda universal sign of being broke),

an expired Burger King coupon,

and that piece of paper you get from the optometrist with your vision numbers… you know those numbers… the ones they always get wrong.

… the moth didn’t make it!

A lot of people don’t carry wallets. They use Cell Phones as ID, Cash, Photo Collection, etc.

Ummmm -my crypto-currency codes?

Well, he’s got crap and pee in his pants…

I don’t have a wallet…I was robbed a block away from here!

Great – a mugger who thinks he’s a comedian. Just what the world needs now.

I don’t think he’s in the mood to laugh at your jokes.

Bleeb this is your chance to be a hero. Run over and tie the mugger’s shoelaces together.

I thought the Unknown Comic wore a paper bag over his head

A thousand comedians out of business and this guy’s trying to be funny.

Bleeb’s strolling along the avenue. Hi, Bleeb!