Nope.. science has it all wrong.. We.. were first, and monkeys descended from our rejects. Way back, if a baby was not perfect it was thrown away, some survived to become monkeys or apes.
Nope. Common ancestor that was just pushed back another million or so years by recent findings. At least it’s not being poofed into existence by some imaginary sky wizard.
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
That sounds very insulting, , ,
. . . to monkeys.Imagine over 2 years ago
Evolve or devolve? I don’t think that’s settled yet.
noktar Premium Member over 2 years ago
behavior sums it up
C over 2 years ago
Evidence and faith are opposites by definition
Doug K over 2 years ago
Came from?
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Living proof
dflak over 2 years ago
Don’t worry, Texas science textbooks will soon carry the truth. (I had to giggle when I typed the words “Texas” and “science” next to each other.)
JeromeBlue Premium Member over 2 years ago
“We came from monkeys” is a ridiculous and misleading simplification of Darwin’s theory.
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
If he eats too many bananas, he’ll make a monkey out of himself.
[Unnamed Reader - b76a53] over 2 years ago
OOH! OOH! OOH!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
The kid always had bad timing.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Not a believer in evolution but with what I’ve seen in the past decade, there are many people who would make a good case for that theory!
Wirepuncher over 2 years ago
@WC: and they voted republican.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nope.. science has it all wrong.. We.. were first, and monkeys descended from our rejects. Way back, if a baby was not perfect it was thrown away, some survived to become monkeys or apes.
garcoa over 2 years ago
Reading the news convinces me we descended from rats.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
That is funny!!!
Calvins Brother over 2 years ago
Geez, you eat one banana…….
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nope. Common ancestor that was just pushed back another million or so years by recent findings. At least it’s not being poofed into existence by some imaginary sky wizard.
wndflower1 over 2 years ago
not sure where this kid goes to school, but aren’t schools banned from teaching evolution?? or is it just churches??
joyscooter over 2 years ago
Yikes! Today’s strip took a hard left fast! (it was pretty funny though) :)
syzygy47 over 2 years ago
Earlier this week at work, just finished a banana, said my doctor said I had the monkey pox…take two bananas and call me in the morning.
Then I realized how dated that phrase was. Because it’s from an old commercial, and that idea went out with house calls.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Darwinism.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
LOL good way to take a potentially contentious issue and just have fun with it!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
Question answered