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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Who brought the banana to the wedding?

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    hmmm …. i presume this is the groom’s luckiest day

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    The “Hatfield & McCoy’s” wedding day I presume…

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    Farside99  over 2 years ago

    Has anybody actually seen an objection to a wedding?

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Wedding Crashers.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 2 years ago

    Bleeb may have shown up for an elopement.. but not this, apparently.

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    MRBLUESKY529  over 2 years ago

    This is the definition of “ugly mob”.

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Could’ve been worse. Like the church scene in “Kingsmen”

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Every time I hear that question I hold my breath….

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    cdward  over 2 years ago

    That’s why in our marriage rite, it’s very specific: “If any of you can show just cause why they may not lawfully be married, speak now….” Back in the day it was supposed to prevent anyone who was already married, underage, being forced into it, or mentally incompetent from getting married. Now a marriage license pretty much takes care of that.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Trivial Factoid:

    As evidenced in several animal species, as well as in modern human interactions, the social act of ignoring or excluding an individual (or group) by an individual (or group), is to Ostrich Eyes them.

    — your friends at Autocorrect

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So, exactly, what happens if someone does object?

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    saltylife16  over 2 years ago

    Fruit marriage

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    cor_en_fa  over 2 years ago

    This panel is busier than usual, but can I assume the Bleeb-ster did not receive an invitation?

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    JoshHere  over 2 years ago

    Spinsters and Incels coordinate attack to marriage ceremonies, is now a thing

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Actually, they didn’t object until the minister announced there wouldn’t be a full reception dinner but only cake and punch.

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    It’s the signal that starts the hillbilly knock-down drag out fight…

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    epaphus8  over 2 years ago

    I think we’re gonna see a Reddit post about this wedding … and maybe a reality TV show or two as well.

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    the lost wizard  over 2 years ago

    Family Feud, the nuptial edition. :)

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    They went to a wedding and game of family feud broke out.

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    rbullfogg  over 2 years ago

    3 days, no Bleep!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Who’s running this show, Jerry Springer?

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    WDD  over 2 years ago

    How did they all get invited?

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