Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 05, 2022

Adm. Ackbar said

Release the hounds!

Fall in!

The King got it to work back in Nov., 2021 and sent the salesman out into the moat.

Good thing he didn’t grab the one that flushes.

Rule and Recline. Recline and Rule.

For judging ‘tryouts’, your royal finkness. You should have a large gong like they had in the Gong Show.

So did I.

And the jester goes on to win the heart of the fink…

I thought it was the trap door also. Oh well the jester gets the chance for another “jest”.

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I didn’t know the throne was a “lazy boy”. I thought it was only the fink.

So did I

ba dum tss

How many levers does His Majesty have?

Another contestant on “Id’s Got Talent”.

Rodney whispers in the king’s ear: “It’s not ready yet, Sire. They’re still sharpening the bamboo spikes at the bottom of the pit.”

I’d kill him but a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

It’s your own fault King Fink, you keep the same fool by your side.

Some day they’re going to put his throne over the trap door…

Yes, Mr. Burns.

So did I.

look more like a leg stretcher. The king will be taller now.

“fing” is the Hungarian word for “fart”.