Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 25, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget eating and drinking.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    “Doctor, it hurts when I move my arm like this.”

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Jackass

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A deep meditative breath open your 7 chakras. And don’t forget to greet the sun.

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  over 2 years ago

    Very good point

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    Unfortunately there are too many people who are so dumb, that I sometimes wonder how they remember to breath; unfortunately they keep breathing long enough to keep talking.

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    pearlsbs  over 2 years ago

    Everyone stops breathing at some point. Even people that live a long life.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Peeing is also necessary. But the really IMPORTANT one is beating your heart.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    “All I need is the air that I breathe, and to love you!” So said the Hollies way back!

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    Ricky Bennett  over 2 years ago

    If he follows instructions, he’ll live a lung time…

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    “Breath in, breath out, move on…” Jimmy Buffett

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    Purple People Eater  over 2 years ago

    Best way to live a long life – Refrain from dying.

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    Painted Wolf  over 2 years ago

    He really is a wise ass.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I was always told that the person who lives the longest is the one who has the most birthdays.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    There’s also eating a well balanced meal and exercise.

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    artheaded1  over 2 years ago

    He’s not called the “Wise Ass” for nothing!

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Wise Ass is a simple minded …well…ass!

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    enigmamz  over 2 years ago

    So, Gimli had it right, all along?

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    Kilrwat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Much of spiritual wisdom is common sense, wrapped in aphorism.

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   over 2 years ago

    “It’s hard to argue with his assessment.”

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    Is Wize Ass sitting on a mountain of pooh?

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    I have heard that a person has only two minutes to live, but every time one breathes, it resets the timer. That’s straight-up facts.

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    oish  over 2 years ago

    I had a band teacher that used to remind us to not forget to breath – and would even state BREATH emphatically whenever there was a pause in a music piece we were rehearsing.

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    The Fly Hunter  over 2 years ago

    When you get old like me then it’s “keep moving or they’ll throw dirt on ya!”

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    John Jorgensen  over 2 years ago

    So stop smoking, Rat!

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    sailorgirl34  over 2 years ago

    Funny. I loved it. Sometimes when my friend would ask what someone died of, I always told her—-their heart stopped beating.

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    mfrasca  over 2 years ago

    A.B.C.’s

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    I heard that in an interview once, but I can’t remember who it was. Anyway, they were celebrating this person’s 99th birthday and some smart-aleck journalist asked the inventive “to what do you attribute your long life?” …and this cagey elder said, “I never stopped breathing.”

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    He’s got it right…..

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    Eric S   over 2 years ago

    I can’t help but notice today that it looks like the great wise ass is sitting on a mountain of his own $h!t… I’d call it BS but it’s donkey $h!t

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    Buoy  over 2 years ago

    And don’t forget the hipwaders, to wade through all the …

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    AndromedaMike  over 2 years ago

    That’s why the ass is so wise. He’s profound.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    The counterpoint is that breathing is also unhealthy. Everyone that has breathed has ended up dying.

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    wongo  over 2 years ago

    Does Rat have anti-gravity shoes so he can stick on the side of the mountain like that ?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    Wisdom is often very simple.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Even the Wise Ass on the Hill is right sometimes. Heed his advice, Rat and Pig….

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