Unfortunately there are too many people who are so dumb, that I sometimes wonder how they remember to breath; unfortunately they keep breathing long enough to keep talking.
I had a band teacher that used to remind us to not forget to breath – and would even state BREATH emphatically whenever there was a pause in a music piece we were rehearsing.
I heard that in an interview once, but I can’t remember who it was. Anyway, they were celebrating this person’s 99th birthday and some smart-aleck journalist asked the inventive “to what do you attribute your long life?” …and this cagey elder said, “I never stopped breathing.”
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Don’t forget eating and drinking.
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
“Doctor, it hurts when I move my arm like this.”
C over 2 years ago
Jackass
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
A deep meditative breath open your 7 chakras. And don’t forget to greet the sun.
Boxo croco says happy derby over 2 years ago
Very good point
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
Unfortunately there are too many people who are so dumb, that I sometimes wonder how they remember to breath; unfortunately they keep breathing long enough to keep talking.
pearlsbs over 2 years ago
Everyone stops breathing at some point. Even people that live a long life.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Peeing is also necessary. But the really IMPORTANT one is beating your heart.
iggyman over 2 years ago
“All I need is the air that I breathe, and to love you!” So said the Hollies way back!
Ricky Bennett over 2 years ago
If he follows instructions, he’ll live a lung time…
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
“Breath in, breath out, move on…” Jimmy Buffett
Purple People Eater over 2 years ago
Best way to live a long life – Refrain from dying.
Painted Wolf over 2 years ago
He really is a wise ass.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 2 years ago
I was always told that the person who lives the longest is the one who has the most birthdays.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
There’s also eating a well balanced meal and exercise.
artheaded1 over 2 years ago
He’s not called the “Wise Ass” for nothing!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Wise Ass is a simple minded …well…ass!
enigmamz over 2 years ago
So, Gimli had it right, all along?
Kilrwat Premium Member over 2 years ago
Much of spiritual wisdom is common sense, wrapped in aphorism.
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] over 2 years ago
“It’s hard to argue with his assessment.”
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Is Wize Ass sitting on a mountain of pooh?
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
I have heard that a person has only two minutes to live, but every time one breathes, it resets the timer. That’s straight-up facts.
oish over 2 years ago
I had a band teacher that used to remind us to not forget to breath – and would even state BREATH emphatically whenever there was a pause in a music piece we were rehearsing.
The Fly Hunter over 2 years ago
When you get old like me then it’s “keep moving or they’ll throw dirt on ya!”
John Jorgensen over 2 years ago
So stop smoking, Rat!
sailorgirl34 over 2 years ago
Funny. I loved it. Sometimes when my friend would ask what someone died of, I always told her—-their heart stopped beating.
mfrasca over 2 years ago
A.B.C.’s
KEA over 2 years ago
I heard that in an interview once, but I can’t remember who it was. Anyway, they were celebrating this person’s 99th birthday and some smart-aleck journalist asked the inventive “to what do you attribute your long life?” …and this cagey elder said, “I never stopped breathing.”
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
He’s got it right…..
Eric S over 2 years ago
I can’t help but notice today that it looks like the great wise ass is sitting on a mountain of his own $h!t… I’d call it BS but it’s donkey $h!t
Buoy over 2 years ago
And don’t forget the hipwaders, to wade through all the …
AndromedaMike over 2 years ago
That’s why the ass is so wise. He’s profound.
Bilan over 2 years ago
The counterpoint is that breathing is also unhealthy. Everyone that has breathed has ended up dying.
wongo over 2 years ago
Does Rat have anti-gravity shoes so he can stick on the side of the mountain like that ?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Wisdom is often very simple.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Even the Wise Ass on the Hill is right sometimes. Heed his advice, Rat and Pig….