Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 21, 2022

Such poor aiming. They cloned the wrong gene!

Have you tried the A Team? (If you can find them…)

“Oh?”, says the Storm Trooper, “We thought you wanted your pubic hair removed”.

He may now laser her removal.

She gave up trying to look like her father….

Criticism is the only thing that armor can deflect…

StormTroopers are the absolute worst shots ever, can somebody say “Broadside of a barn.” They are even worse than battle droids.

Princess Leia: I wanna speak to your boss!

She reminds me of Zira, Planet of the Apes.

You really want to see my dermatologist on Coruscant. She’s a wiz with the light saber.

Those guys in white never hit anything! They must be the proverbial Texas “Good Guys With Guns”.

Shave and a haircut, two bits …!

( old rimshot ear worm )

But Ma’am – those aren’t laser hairs!

A Stormtrooper and a Trek Redshirt get into a fight.

The Stormtrooper missed every shot.

The Redshirt died anyway.

The sign says laser HAIR removal, not laser HAIRS removal