Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 20, 2022

uhh sure just spare me the tongue ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

The liver won’t be very good.

Yikes.

A hungry tiger would certainly not hesitate but might regret it later — requiring a strong Anti-Acid for its indigestion.

Is there enough storage on the server for all of the “NO’s”?

I’m not sure there’s any kind of market for worn-out and abused spare parts, Aunty!

I’m an organ donor. My heart’s no longer viable, though other parts ought to be of use.

i can donate my barely used brain…

Peace!

Now there is a mental picture to keep you awake at night.

[Raises hand]

✋

I think my body would reject those organs.

In her younger days men were always trying to get a piece of something from Aunty, but it wasn’t any of her organs.

I’m keeping my Wurlitzer.

I will pass!