Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 22, 2022

even when you do, there will be some who come to load (true story)

My invisible sign read “The Confessional is Now Open”

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One fellow I worked with, who had a reputation of having especially “soft shoulders” would sometimes protest, “Don’t tell me YOUR problems, I have enough of MY OWN!” He heard so many sob stories he could have written an ongoing soap opera,

“That’s”?

I’d prefer a sign that says “Unload your woes somewhere else!”

Since I’ve started working from home, this doesn’t happen to me anymore. I’m much more productive now.

She has a pear computer

Aunty, no you don’t.

Hubby and I attracted the weird and emotionally fragile at science fiction conventions. They would always unload at us. Sigh.

That sign belongs on the bathroom door.

What!?

Oh, woe is me!!!

Did Aunty learn to speak English from Inspector Sidney Wang??? “I need A sign on my desk…..”

It needs to say “I am not a psychiatrist!”

You plenty without the sign, but sarcasm understood.

Aunty is obviously too busy dealing with everyone else’s woes to remember to proofread.

…..and die