Aw, he’ll love it. It’s a (poisonous) gas.
“I will and I won’t”…
Heisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over.
Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, bonehead!” shouts Schrodinger, getting belligerent.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
“Mikey tried it. He was in there for a long time. And it really bothered me. I didn’t know whether he was dead or alive. It was like he was both.”
Ah, the 9 lives that are sacrificed in the name of science!
And don’t get entangled with the box either.
“Yeah, it’s missing the Return to: label!!”
Unlike most boxes for cats, that one isn’t a humdinger; it’s schrödinger (“schrö” being German for “awkward”).
Unfortunately, I googled his name and learned that he was a disgusting pedophile who fathered many children as a result of raping teenage girls. In addition, he lived with his wife and mistress in the same house.
Sound advice.
tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago
Aw, he’ll love it. It’s a (poisonous) gas.
Ricky Bennett over 2 years ago
“I will and I won’t”…
blunebottle over 2 years ago
Heisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over.
Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, bonehead!” shouts Schrodinger, getting belligerent.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
Doug K over 2 years ago
“Mikey tried it. He was in there for a long time. And it really bothered me. I didn’t know whether he was dead or alive. It was like he was both.”
Lennia Machen Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ah, the 9 lives that are sacrificed in the name of science!
stamps over 2 years ago
And don’t get entangled with the box either.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Yeah, it’s missing the Return to: label!!”
gammaguy over 2 years ago
Unlike most boxes for cats, that one isn’t a humdinger; it’s schrödinger (“schrö” being German for “awkward”).
tung cha cha cha over 2 years ago
Unfortunately, I googled his name and learned that he was a disgusting pedophile who fathered many children as a result of raping teenage girls. In addition, he lived with his wife and mistress in the same house.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sound advice.