Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 21, 2022

He’s going to shuffle off to Buffalo.

What if he is shuffle dancing.

Cut it out before I deck you.

“Your father will deal with you later”

Suits me.

“Concentrate on keeping it all together.”

“Hit the deck and give me 20.”

He’s going to be all mixed up.

The static from the carpet will scatter him.

I wonder if he has a new suit to wear to church this Fall?

If euchre about your mom, you won’t poker. Sure she likes Gin, and can be Rummy at times, but she’s still numero Uno (and certainly NOT an Old Maid). So give her a break and let her Go Fish off the old Bridge for a while.

Keep it up and we’ll be playing 52 pick up!

well played

I had a girl friend that could shuffle when she walked!!!

He’s not playing with a full deck.

Dad couldn’t resist Mom – She (her deck) was stacked against him.

That kids a real card

He’s doing the 52 pickup shuffle…

And it’s an A-B shuffle. After eight steps, he’s right back where he started.

I’m the king with the axe. Don’t mess with me or you’ll be one-eyed, Jack.

Did he vote for No Trump?