Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 17, 2022

woah … Charlie Sheen reincarnated already!?

There something fishy with this competition.

not a blink of humor here

Maybe they don’t have to (can’t) blink, but if one can get the other to look away … “What’s that behind you?”

They do that all day long. No wonder they can’t get anything done.

Watch out. Your eyes will dry out.

Neither of us HAS eyelids. Neither is singular.

You mean to tell me that the Weeping Angels could’ve been defeated by fish?!

Some fish do indeed have eyelids.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adipose_eyelid

Should be “…has eyelids.”