Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 30, 2022

I had an early dinner tonight and my “Wally” insisted on her dinner being early too.

Who has a bigger appetite, Wally or Ralph?

Especially if your stomach is growling the whole time!

That’s three and a half in dog hours!

This one kind of hurts today. My furry little “bug” (Boston Terrier, Pug mix) did this twice a day, every day. She’d wake me up in the morning, hop around like crazy until she got her breakfast, and then she’d start up again an hour before supper time. Her “internal clock” would switch time about a month before the external clocks would. She crossed the bridge yesterday afternoon, so this was the first morning in 19 and a half years that my “alarm” didn’t go off.

Hungry Harvey is consistently early looking for dinner. My wife says he’s trying to grow bigger…

Dachshunds are VERY vocal when they want to be fed, and do NOT be one minute late getting it ready. They have an internal clock calibrated on Greenwich Mean Time.

And eventually you end up serving the dog breakfast.

If you feed a small dog every time they beg for it, you won’t have a small dog much longer.

It’s always time to eat for dogs.

I have 2 dogs that don’t like being fed late if not on time they are begging at the table….

Something tells me Ralph ate THAT TOO…