Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 31, 2022

I would have liked to see her walk a straight line.

something tells me it is a true story that happened with the author (just a feeling)

well, the “not funny” part is accurate

It’s also why I don’t drink ginger beer in the car. The brown glass bottle would attract attention.

“Drinking water out of an old water bottle”, I don’t get it.

What NOT to do when pulled over, “Officer could you give me directions to the nearest bar?”

That’s ’cause they have her “On File”. Aliases include “Pìss-Aunt”, “W(h)ine Queen”, and “Nine-Fingered Mike”…

Put your water in an Old Crow bottle and you will get plenty of attention.

Just try drinking water out of a gin bottle…

What’s an old water bottle look like? A liquor bottle?

Are you sure it wasn’t vodka, Auntie?

With your reputation, they have to be sure.

I never saw a police car drink out of an old water bottle.

As long as you don’t drink water out of an old Vodka bottle.

Didn’t you mean “old Vodka bottle”???

sounds like the cops have too much time on their hands…

just like our local finest, who like to camp out in an empty lot located at the halfway point between our house and our veggie patches. they’re there to catch the occasional speeder, but mostly to try to nail morons who aren’t using their seatbelt or are talking on the phone…

Vodka bottle was not funny to them?

Happy New Year Ye AUNTY ACID FREAKS. Same time next year.