Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 21, 2022

shrug I’d go and put the same thing for women – doesn’t make much difference

And women will gnaw at you till the day you die

I’m telling Forest Gump on you!

Folks are like a box of chocolates. Sometimes they’re so sweet they make you puke.

The nutty ones are more fun, Aunty.

ya never know what yer gonna git…

Well, since I’m not rich…

Forest Gump?

Or mostly potatoes and not much meat.

“Women are like a box of chocolates; You get the one nobody else wants…” ☺

Women are like a can of Planters, some are Brazilian, some are Hazel but they are all nuts.

I’m a little acorn brown, sitting on the cold hard ground. Everybody stomps on me, that is why I’ve cracked, you see. I’m a nut, I’m a nut, I’m a nut!

I’m like a chocolate covered cherry!!!

Only 90% nuts? I must be an over achiever.

I’m 72 and very happily unmarried. I never understood why any woman would marry a man.

So you have something in common.