Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 04, 2022

The bonehead prosecutors are letting everything else count, so why not. Sure, you can go your merry way now.

He received a long sentence

No!

Better get voluntarily arrested than listen to more of Rod’s drivel!

OK OK Can we just go to jail now?

LOL!

SCOTUS just decreed that informing an arrestee of his or her Miranda rights is no longer required. Next up: reversal of the Miranda decision in favor of Gestapo tactics and sanctification of no-knock murders.

The message here is that the Miranda Warnings are a waste of time. A person accused of a crime is obviously guilty and no effort should be made to protect their rights.

The Republican-controlled Supreme Court recently gutted much of Miranda, and we can be sure will remove the rest of that right in coming years.

Miranda warnings in the land of Id? How did they get the Fink to go along with that?

I plead the Fifth on the Fourth

Ha! Ha! YEAH…RIGHT!!

No need to Miranda the punks. Just shoot them and say you thought your life was threatened.

Ay Miranda….

Good punchline there.

Interesting; they have the Fifth amendment, but not the First.

Rodney can be so long-winded.