Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for August 02, 2022

Suicide girls

…. and after having that prepare the broom stick to go shopping

Where do they sell fresh edible Lava?

How do you boil lava?

Tsetse flies don’t have skulls.

It’s called “a slightly salty rock”.

Wow, Curls in both strips on the one day. Coincidence?……..

Gordon Ramsey calls it, “My God! You could’ve #*&%ing KILLED someone with that $#!+!!!”

She’s gonna substitute a knuckle sandwich for his soup order.

Soup for the Suicide Squad.

Curls, she’s about to “rock” your world!

does it come with flies?

I been in the right place

But it must have been the wrong salt

I’d have said the right thing

But must have used the wrong tse tse flys

I been on the right trip

But I must have used the wrong Lava

Head is in a bad place and I wonder what it’s good for

I been in the right place

After an eruption, bring your cauldrons and fill up with fresh lava…

The “boiling phase” is to get it down to a boil. Pretty h@rd on the stirrers, though… ☺

A pinch of salt once in a while is necessary to keep you alive!!!

And no one asks about the source of Tsetse skulls? (flies have skulls?)

I lost my caveman dictionary. I need someone to translate “2 CUDS FRESH LAVA”.

Have that with rhubarb pie, as mentioned in today’s Wizard of Id Classics!

Laverbread (pron. lava bred) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laverbread