Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 05, 2023

turn it off!

Yup.

I hadn’t before, but now that you mention it….

Mine just makes suggestions. It doesn’t actually change anything. Thank goodness.

NO, insipid woman

my phone is inhabited by nanobots – not elves

Definitely drunk.

Huts this audiocorrect you sneak off?

You may have something there.

I don’t turn mine on for that reason.

AutoCorrect is a good servant, but a bad master.

Less elf than imp.

I have to agree with Auntie. Auto Correct sometimes turns into Ought to Correct…

The problem is – the drunk trying to use the phone?

Autocorrupt

I don’t use autocowreck. Takes too long to correct it.

I will imagine it this way from now on, thanks!

A dyslectic drunk little troll in my case.

So true. The worst is sending a text before I notice the changes the drunk elf made.

I think of it a playful sprite that just like to mess with you.

The comic On the Fast Track has autocorrect as a similar character.

Elf? I think of autocorrect as being more like Cthulhu.