JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 02, 2022

The only way to not upset the 11 brothers is to choose none of them. Therefore, DelRay is the best choice.

Or else, choose all 11 of them.

Pick his father instead?

I’m with Delray here. But Marcus is really a great friend asking him for that.

Don’t worry Delray, I don’t think that any of them would be so upset as to do anything to you…

They are not overly aggressive. You will probably survive.

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“David, you were best man for Howard.”

“Yes, and I was best man for Raymond. That’s because I’m the best man they know. Paul Godwin is the best man I know.”

Selecting is easy.

It’s great to have your best buddy as your best man.

Being a D&D fan, I just read that as “…your elven brothers.”

Eleven outsize brothers,who will pass the bride down the aisle stiff as a board until she reaches the end of the line.

My brothers were my groomsmen. They understood that choosing one of them for best man would create conflict in the family.