Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 26, 2022

Pita doesn’t go with soy sauce and wasabi.

I understand that Colin Kaepernick might be available.

Even if some team gave him the nod, I doubt he can reclaim his previous performance.

The quality of comments is off today. All besides to point of the cartoon. The important question is, "What kind of helmet does a coach wear and how will Boopsie adjust to life “back east”.

Was there ever a time when college was about learning and not about football??

IT BEGINS….

Of the 47 years I spent in college (undergrad, grad, prof), 39 were at universities that didn’t have football teams (at any level). Can’t say that I missed it!

SUSHI ON PITA?! GO BACK TO PORKY’S, GIRL!

Yeah, but who would hire him?

Ah, time for B.D.’s career shift.

I don’t recall anyone playing football at my alma mater, — but Hockey that was and is still a big deal. The woman’s division this year won their championship.

How about seat belts with your helmet?

I want to know what happened to Alex’s Beanie Babies!

I sense a disturbance in the Force. Like a thousand college football fans suddenly …silenced.

How about Michael Vick.

I’m obviously forgetting something. When did BD ever play on a pro team?

Mosley? Is that Mosley?? Oswald Mosley??? Looks just like him!

I would recommend hiring Adam Gase. Success usually follows him wherever he goes and departs.

My question is how does the Prez plan to pay for an ex-NFL coach? Maybe he can mortgage the campus for the first year’s salary. What will he do for the second year’s salary?