Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 09, 2022

But, what about all those (gasp) vaccines‽

Not sure what they are. Parameciums (-necia)?

OK, dad.

I have a fear about going out. There’s Hand Sanitizer Everywhere!

But the vaccine will get me!

“Find a nice little flu virus, get married and have kids.”

Best laugh of the pandemic. :)

Looks like he has COVID BLUES.

They aren’t viruses, they are single celled organisms

But doc, by the time it takes me to get my shoes on, I’m exhausted…

Dust mops?

Try mutating.

I don’t get it. =p

Not a very social cell.

All doctors advice (same for parents, bosses and commanders) that start with “You just need…” are insensitive hookey that involves sport or in worst case bring you closer to death.

I think it is a Covid germ. It hasn’t been talked about for weeks due to the War in Ukraine, our economy, the mass killings, and Roe vs. Wade being overturned. It is feeling being left out of the conversation after almost being talked about daily for 2 1/2 yrs.

Let’s just say they’re “germs.” When was the last time you heard anybody talk about MRSA? Yellow Fever?