Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 11, 2022

I thought this was the beginning of a new Springsteen song.

Post millennial anthem

But there is a Starbucks on every corner…

And walking is too much to ask for.

Call 911! They will understand. It’s better than leaving a suicide note. Again, they will understand.

There must be a cop at a donut shop somewhere who can make an emergency run for him!!

McDonalds beat Starbucks for coffee.

me at this very moment

…sluuuurp, aaaaaaaaaah! Tough break there pal! I can’t doing anything…

…sluuuurp, aaaaaaaaaah! without my first cup!

I go to Caribou! Better tasting coffee, better offerings.

West of the Mississippi, there are retail deserts where it is an hour each way to a grocery or auto parts store and 3 hours for medical care. 2 day Amazon delivery is more like 5.

Perhaps the AAA guy will be kind enough to stop at a diner along the way.

CaFfEiNe …!

The car not starting is bad enough, but to be out of coffee? Oh the humanity!

There is no god…

Oh, and by the way, those pocket size jumper batteries are the best ever… and relatively inexpensive.

Ha Ha Ha I have not been in a Starbucks in 4 years