Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 06, 2022

You just haven’t found the right one yet. Keep looking.

Gee, what do they have in common? Someone they date?

He has a natural talent for curing heterosexual preferences in women.

They can’t enjoy it since the Vatican Supreme Court ruled in favor of ruining women’s lives, and I don’t blame them. I blame Drumpf and his three lying picks for the court. [No, I didn’t leave out an “r” in the eighth word in that last sentence, but it would still apply except to one of them].

The Golden years not so Golden ? LoL

Forget the dates. Concentrate on figs.

Coincidence?

Yup.

One of those mysteries of pipe, I mean life!

Well try something other than dating women….they can be picky about their age.

A coworker once told us that his wife would pick up a book and start to read while they had sex. We told him he was doing something wrong. A year or so later she divorced him.

Maybe check out your moves….LOL

The Jesuits taught you well, padawan.

Could the fact that you stink from smoking have something to do with it???

“Sorry son but we look too much alike for you to go near your mother again. She’s gotten a bit dotty…and amorous…and we don’t want anything to happen that we’ll both regret.”

70 years old and still doesn’t know a thing about women.

That’s because you are a looser at love making!

If you go around with a strawberry peeking out of your patch, that ain’t gonna get you far with the ladies.

Is his personality a natural birth control method? Or is it the pipe smoke?

While marijuana is sometimes smoked in bowls - that is the wrong bowl.

I don’t get it; he’s smoking! (Ha. Ha.)

It’s not me, it’s you.

I have that same problem!

Better than “Who cares?”

All indications are pointing to Joe having a ‘failure to launch’, and get it on the landing pad.

At least not while you’re there.