C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for July 20, 2022

Semantics are h*ll…

“Grammar, people!” I’m just going to sent you over…

when my doctor or pharmacist asks me that, my reply is ‘yes, what’s the capital of south dakota?’

Legitimate question.

Except in the midwest when parkway refers to a grassy strip between the sidewalk and the curb.

*send

Wait until the bloodwork comes back and the Doctor is left trying to figure out how Mona is still alive.

I don’t remember ever seeing Mona drawn in profile before.

Mona is not the ideal patient. She’s not so hot at stand-up comedy, either….

A parkway is just what it sounds like, a way through a park, so when they paved it you could drive through the park. A drive way used to be a route from the main road to your house. If you don’t have a garage to park your car in then you have to park in your driveway as well.

Send her for double blood work.

Reminds me of Caulfield and Mrs. Olsen.

Stephen Wright©