Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 13, 2022

We have found the long ranger, kimosabe…..

One never knows what the future holds. At my age, I hate to buy green bananas. I might never get to eat them.

At least he doesn’t need a teleprompter for every utterance he makes.

How many cups of coffee does “long range” consist of?

Hah! I’ve already done my long-range planning. I have a map of my house posted in every room, each marked with a “You Are Here,” and a red arrow leading to the nearest bathroom. Of course, when I get to the nearest bathroom I sometimes have to ask myself “Why did I come in here?” But I remember at least 92% of the time. At my age, that’s a win. :>D

Over the past couple of years so many long range plans had to be canceled due to the Covid-19 pandemic and its restrictions, world crisis events, and sudden climatic catastrophes, that it is no longer desirable nor feasible to make any plans further into the future than next week!

My long range planning involves heading to the bathroom a few minutes in advance of needing to.

My uncle used to say he’s so old he doesn’t buy green bananas.

ayup

The shortest life planners are the ones who check the obituaries every morning to see if they are listed before they will get out of bed.

wow, he’s really planning for the future…

Previous employers always asked what my 5 and 10 year plans were for my life. Looking back every one of THOSE companies are out of business. 5 year plans? Bah. I don’t have any idea what tomorrow holds for me.

I’ll wear my old Troop 35 uniform while drinking Colt 45!