Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 29, 2022

Flo’ll have the breakfast herself, Mrs. Smith

You could say that he is an incel

Andy gets three hits and a cot at the grey bar hotel!

In future they only need to book a single room. Would save a lot of money and trouble.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp resting but in a prison cell is priceless, my avatar again is our fav actor Rowan Atkins as Mr Bean, our Finally Friday should be quite calm, we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when I will have my fav nosh, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

and this is good news, no?

The are almost certainly both right.

From the cellar to the cell and back. I like a guy with consistency.

Does he get a cell next to the Spook from Id?

She ought to be happy that Andy is not there.

Let’s just say Andy’s enjoying the local police “hospitality”?

Technically, Andy could still be sleeping…it off!

Nothing like the fresh air of a seaside jail cell.

That should make Mrs. Smith a Happy Camper.

So Andy’s vacation includes stays in local police station cells? Hardly surprising.

I miss me them egg McMuffins we used to get for breakfast in jail.

I was once told that Trafalgar Square in London was a great place to be for New Year’s Eve. At midnight people tear off half their clothes and jump into the fountain there. I was further told that if you have no place to stay for the night, tear off all your clothes. You will then have a place to stay and even get breakfast in the morning….just before being taken to see the magistrate.

Must be Benidorm.

He must be in the zone, er, cell today playing Freecell Solitaire!

Waking up in a cell will certainly help Andy to feel at home.

Or the canal. Maybe the Rose and Crown.

Even on a holiday, Andy can get thrown into gaol.

Enjoy your breakfast, Flo!

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I am currently out and about, I’ve been to my favourite beach and I’m in the nearby supermarket right now. Going to get the bus home shortly.

I got paid from the Cash Em’ All app today but I got paid in Euros. It’s because the company who owns the app is based in a different country but I don’t know which one. €7.11 in my PayPal account. That’s £5.75 in British Pounds. I put in the money from the surveys yesterday. £132.19 in my PayPal now.

Starts singing the Frozen song “Let It Go” but sings “Let It Grow” instead

Enjoy your favourite nosh! Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal. See you after the weekend.

Andy doing his best to support the local coppers no matter where they are located.

I guess Andy didn’t obey the no alcohol on the beach rule after all.

Kipper Family: “He couldn’t make it tonight. He was detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure. Her Majesty must take a deal of pleasure in his presence—he’s been there for some time.”