The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 02, 2022

Melvin strikes again! Hey Brandon,!I think your butt is broken, it has a big crack in it!

Go mashie them in the face.

Get out your one iron and whack their knees. I’m sure they will find that funny as well………….

Think of it, how-do-you-say, as a humorous “tranche de vie.” (Slice of Life)

Sand wedge. Who’s hungry? I could go for some baloney.

Good one, very good (laughing)!

It looks like one of the others pulled out that wedgie “for him”.

He’s considering wedging one of his actual clubs in a similar special place “for” that other player.

good thing brandon didn’t have to pull out his woody…

They’re such chips off the old rough.

I thought the Sand Wedge was to get the sand OUT of his wedgie?

! LET’S GO BRANDON !!

Brandon was trapped in their laugher.

Uh oh! They’re playing in Florida and here comes a hurricane! Could anything possibly be worse?

At work, we had a guy who said, “My name is spelled AARRON,” whether you asked him or not. He had a hairdo like our comic guy. I wonder what Flavius Josephus would say about that?

They carry their own clubs, cause they are caddie enough already.

As if I needed another reason to hate golf.

“My butt’s been wiped”

Yes it’s funny if it did not happen to you.