Fun fact – if this were real, and he stopped himself sweating completely – he’d be on the short road to a life-threatening medical emergency. We sweat for a reason.
“In the first place, I am a Winchester! We don’t ‘sweat’; we ‘perspire’. And in the second place, we don’t perspire.” — Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III, looking too well-cooled on a hot day in Korea
C over 2 years ago
Still wet behind the ears
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
Have you tried shellac?
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
Silly boy. That’s why it also comes in a spray.
fredd13 over 2 years ago
Fun fact – if this were real, and he stopped himself sweating completely – he’d be on the short road to a life-threatening medical emergency. We sweat for a reason.
e.groves over 2 years ago
I guess he hasn’t seen or read “Goldfinger”.
yangeldf over 2 years ago
if his body isn’t sweating then he could overheat, since sweat is our body’s natural cooling system
F-Flash over 2 years ago
Always fighting the facts of nature in some bizarre fashion.
[Unnamed Reader - 065afe] Premium Member over 2 years ago
Funny! but, Monty needs stripes…
the lost wizard over 2 years ago
Balls. :)
andrew.scharnhorst over 2 years ago
“In the first place, I am a Winchester! We don’t ‘sweat’; we ‘perspire’. And in the second place, we don’t perspire.” — Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III, looking too well-cooled on a hot day in Korea
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Seems a sticky wicket to me, Monty. You’ll be sorry when it’s time to shower down….