Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 05, 2022

Shouldn’t they be facing the other way? (not as funny, just more logical)

Is a picket fence someone who buys and sells stolen pickets (or picketers?)?

The United Picketers Union says, let us grow your outrage.

There’s nothing wrong with a morning mow, particularly if your neighbors had a noisy party that kept you awake until 2 am. My husband once used the leaf blower at six in the morning . . . right outside their bedroom windows.

tell the cicadas to shut up

The yapping dog is the only one that bugs me. Lawn mowing early is just another form of white noise…..zzzzzz.

Cue 5 Man Electrical Band…“Sign, Sign, everywhere a sign…”

Pickett’s Charge?

That fence is not a picket fence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picket_fence

His hair is too dark to be saying that.