In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 01, 2022

But i’m hungry.

…or how Jonah lucked out.

While Arnie is the name of the fish on the left, Arnie is also the name of the guy in the front boat – that’s why he just released his rod and reel.

“I’ll release them in a couple days. (after digestion)”

Oooops! I didn’t see you there….

I can understand fishing – catch ‘em, clean ’em, fry ’em, eat ’em. But catch-and-release? What’s the point of torturing fish?

CRUNCH! Oops, you should have told me sooner.

Besides, that’s a wood boat. You want splinters in your tongue?

“There’s a slot limit, Arnie. Read the proclamation.”

They’ll just give you indigestion.