Garfield by Jim Davis for September 07, 2022

Why not? He’s the king of the world!

Roll in everything. The cars (smash) the buildings (smash) elephant poo (sm-squish)

And this is why dogs have not taken over the universe yet.

Rock and roll

Stinky stuff, more precisely.

do you really expect anything less from him.

So…basically Odie would be the Prince from Katamari Damacy? (I know that’s an incredibly geeky reference, I don’t care)

So then instead of being the ruler of the world, he’d be the roller of the world?

Dogs rolling in stuff is the main reason I can’t plant row crops in my veggie garden. As soon as the young plants get up, the dog rolls them down.

At least Odie would be a good ruler of the universe. Usually some crazy guy would rule the galaxy with evil intentions.

a dog doesn’t request that much generally, love food and sleep

If Garfield would be king of the universe, he’d probably do nothing.

If a dog rules the world then they will go and find dog toys

They don´t need to rule the universe to do THAT I can assure you!

Men have the same attitude as Odie, except their STUFF are blondes, brunettes and redheads….

This confirms it: since they already roll in stuff, dogs rule the universe!

When I was seventeen I dreamed of being king and

Having everything I wanted

But that was long ago and

My dreams did not unfold so

I’m still the king of nothing

When I was seventeen I dreamed I gave a ring to

A pretty queen and then I held her

But that was slumber’s fault for

I have no love at all and

I’m still the king of nothing

If I could rule I’d dance my cares away

Find romance every day

I wouldn’t have to listen to this poor fool say

I’m the king

I’m the king

I’m the king of nothing

If I could rule I’d dance my cares away

Find romance every day

I wouldn’t have to listen to this poor fool say

I’m the king

I’m the king

I’m the king of nothing

What about if Jon were king of the universe? He’d be king of the road (With apologies to Roger Miller).

I’d say he’d probably get rid of all orange striped Tabby’s…

yep

Well there is lots of room in the Universe. Lots and lots of space. You could roll in a few things. Like a Giant teddy bear, between Mars and Earth just to confuse the scientist.

“It’s good to be the king…”

Odie’s clearly a dog of simple pleasures!

Uncle Scrooge would burrow through stuff like a gopher, toss stuff up and let it hit him on the head, and dive through stuff like a porpoise.

Dear Ask A Dog, if you look up can you see your ears?

He will probably roll in dead fish first.

He could roll in anything he wants. Maybe he’ll bring his friend, the 500-pound gorilla.

Hmm not a bad idea for a dog.

Roll in bills baby

Yup. Our definition of Heaven is determined largely by our appetites. To Viking warriors, Valhalla was warrior heaven. To Anne Rice’s vampires, vampire Heaven was a beautiful garden where the flowers dripped blood. To Hugh Hefner, it was Playboy Mansion. To Billy Graham, there is no sex in Heaven, but there are plenty of golf greens to enjoy. To old arthritic dogs, it was the land of slow-moving squirrels. To Odie, it’s whatever to roll around in.