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We walked right past the goons, without mishap. Entering my office, I saw more evidence of this not being real. No dust. There were motes dancing in the light coming through the partially closed venetian blinds, but no dust on anything. Such a clear lapse in continuity, but I hadnât noticed. Well, I wasnât really a detective, was I? I pointed to the Rolodex on the desk. âIn there.â âNo kidding,â she said, âyouâre using SOS cards. Nobody has used these in twenty years. Encrypted Secure Offline Storage cards that fit in a Rolodex. Beautiful! Nobody even has readers for these any more. But, since this isnât real, that doesnât matter. Done. We can go now.â She started to walk out. I hesitated. âYou said you were going to fill me in? I can see this isnât real, now. But Iâve got a weird feeling about it. Give. Whatâs up?â
Stop pu$$y footinâ around. Tell me how you really feel. Itâs hard to pu$$y foot when you are lame. A limp doesnât kinder to pu$$y footinâ. Of course, if this was prohibition era, youâd just be a teetotaler. 2022 is no time for pus$$y footinâ.
It may be that you are attributing too much intentionality to the slinky black feline, which may merely be ambling about aimlessly rather than âgoing somewhereâ!
davidob over 2 years ago
Well, good luck to him (or her).
Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago
Does it count as âgoing somewhereâ if itâs following an established route through its territory which ends where it started?
(By the way, cats should definitely be indoor pets. Roaming pet and feral cats live shorter lives and are an environmental disaster.)
http://abcbirds.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Loss-et-al.-2013-Impact-of-free-ranging-domestic-cats-on-wildlife-in-U.S..pdf
Superfrog over 2 years ago
Not just somewhere but somewhere else.
FLIGHT SUIT over 2 years ago
This is Everett Byram-quality humor!
!!ÇlÉâ over 2 years ago
âŠand had more important business than you had, so⊠:-P
painedsmile over 2 years ago
That cat is known as a slinker. There are some big rats in this museum and this cat looks like a good mouser, too.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
âŠA Night At The OperaâŠ
âŠA Day At The RacesâŠ
âŠHawkeye PierceâŠ
âŠI donât know where she is goingâŠ
âŠbut Iâm going there, tooâŠ
âŠI wouldnât join a club that would have me as a memberâŠ
âŠI never forget a face, but in your case Iâll be glad to make an exceptionâŠ
âŠThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealingâŠ
⊠If you can fake that, youâve got it madeâŠ
âŠHooray for Captain SpauldingâŠ
âŠYou bet your lifeâŠ
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
We walked right past the goons, without mishap. Entering my office, I saw more evidence of this not being real. No dust. There were motes dancing in the light coming through the partially closed venetian blinds, but no dust on anything. Such a clear lapse in continuity, but I hadnât noticed. Well, I wasnât really a detective, was I? I pointed to the Rolodex on the desk. âIn there.â âNo kidding,â she said, âyouâre using SOS cards. Nobody has used these in twenty years. Encrypted Secure Offline Storage cards that fit in a Rolodex. Beautiful! Nobody even has readers for these any more. But, since this isnât real, that doesnât matter. Done. We can go now.â She started to walk out. I hesitated. âYou said you were going to fill me in? I can see this isnât real, now. But Iâve got a weird feeling about it. Give. Whatâs up?â
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
He stalking his preyâŠ.stealing items from your neighbors house and bringing it back to yoursâŠ..((((((gasp)))))
A sock, a dogs bone, toothbrush, pen, ping pong ballâŠ..
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 2 years ago
I was born on Friday the 13th.
Black cats fear crossing my path.
(not really â my semi-step daughter has a black cat. Nate. weâre buddies.)
coltish1 over 2 years ago
Could be it was following a chicken across the road.
rastapopilos over 2 years ago
No doubt about it, heâs coming back.
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yes. Sheâs on her way to breakfast.
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Stunning background spoiled �
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Stop pu$$y footinâ around. Tell me how you really feel. Itâs hard to pu$$y foot when you are lame. A limp doesnât kinder to pu$$y footinâ. Of course, if this was prohibition era, youâd just be a teetotaler. 2022 is no time for pus$$y footinâ.
crazeekatlady over 2 years ago
Means Dunkin Donut, my black cat is heading to the dining room for dinner.
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Is this another way of saying, Superstition ainât the way? I wonder if little Stevie ever met Groucho?
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
This catâs had a wonderful time, but Frog Applause wasnât it.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 2 years ago
Catâs going to Backhoe Oklahoma.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjgefZhZeEY
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
It may be that you are attributing too much intentionality to the slinky black feline, which may merely be ambling about aimlessly rather than âgoing somewhereâ!