Rob Rogers for July 29, 2022

Hawley runs like Segal, please, don’t say like a girl. Even girls don’t run like that quacker.

In life, you can either be a man or a chickenshit. https://www.hotsauce.com/dont-be-a-chicken-shit-hot-sauce/

Back in the day, the insult would have been, “he runs like a girl”.

He was running like his head was on fire and his @ss was catching! (Can’t use the Biblical word for donkey here.?? Good grief)

And this cluckhead is STILL trying to fund-raise off of his cowardice…

Many of those chickenshoots who ran looking for a hiding place that day were throwing Capitol Police out there like red meat. Recently many voted against the veterans health care who have had chronic problems because of exposures to many toxins while in war zones.

So far I am doing OK but now I learn that the US base I was stationed at four three years has a water system from a source that has been contaminated for decades with jet fuel and fire retardants.

If the chicken had diarrhea I’d say Hawhaw runs like it.

Hawley is a pathetic preppie punk.

Fleeing, frantic, chattering chickens have more dignity and courage than US Senator from Missouri, Josh Hawley.

On his BEST day.

No, the chicken runs much better than Hawley.

I have a different word, but my spell-checker keeps assuming I mean “posse.”

Naw, I think even chickers run better than Hawkey…

We call that the Missouri Strut.

I totally agree on the toon and commentary.

Why insult the chicken?