In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 11, 2022

Out of the ballpark, for sure!!!

Cue the Jaws music: “He’s gonna need a bigger bat.”

Atlas pitched? He has to let go of the ball: not just hold it up and carry it

It’s time for the big pitch of the game.

Hey! I’m gonna need a bigger bat here!

…and why he out of uniform?

Just be careful he doesn’t shrug

Ayn Rand must be turning over in her grave.

good luck smacking that sized a ball to the field. :D

So THAT´S why it´s called the world series even though it´s only American teams that take part.

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

- John Rogers

Shrug.

Serious comment of the day: Everyone should seriously read the book or watch the movie. Written about 70 years ago but coming true today… (we now return you to silly and inane comments which are non-political)

He’s going to crush the batter, and the catcher. But when he hits the umpire, he’s outta there.

And the batter squished…

Expect LOTS of bunts.

He may need a little heavier bat, say a 40 pounder.

Talk about your juiced ball…