Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 01, 2022

Dinner will be whatever they’re serving down at the diner, “Hon.”

The club sandwich w/extra bacon from Kevin Bacon’s special delivery.

Tip the delivery man.

Polish folks tell the best jokes. It’s in the delivery.

Furnishings delivery awaits a solid tip

One thing I’ve learned in life that as a general rule men should not ever, under any circumstance, irritate menstruating women.

The woman in the beret has rather masculine features, but what do I know. Plus, so what.

I had to look up catamenial, by the way. Perhaps I need to start a spreadsheet of the words and how often I must look up stuff while reading Frog Applause.

…men and our imaginations…

…and I thought just wearing white pants was dangerous…

…but it doesn’t explain the moon…

…WoWzer!…

…FOX News has been around that long!?!…

…“she cries alone at home too often…

…he smokes and drinks & doesn’t come home at all,”…

…or…

…How,Rachel saved her hidden stolen gods…

…my girlfriend’s periods were so bad…

…she called them exclamation marks!!!…

…her mother said that, ‘Her friend was visiting’…

…so when her friend was visiting I made sure not to go near any mirrors or apple appliances…

…( now, I understand buffering)…

Women just don’t get SCIENCE!

It sounds like this Aristotle character didn’t understand the idea of devising a test or seeing if a theory could be falsified.

Whoa— I know more about science than Aristotle.

Back to “reality” with dinner prep.

My mother had horrible PMS. I have the scars and mutilations to prove it.

Aristotle: I’m sure there’s a substantial movement on the campuses to cancel the guy.

I’m going to speculate that Aristotle’s misogyny is typical of his era. It’s a horror that he added his considerable weight to the misguided prejudice; it (the sanctification of his opinion) was especially influential during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when the Church glommed onto him and used him as an excuse for their shameful treatment of women, not to mention other unmentionables.

Bloody H-e_l-l … uh oh ….

The guy on the right looks a bit like the late Muammar Khadafy to me, and the dude on the left is reminiscent of Steve Bannon. Maybe I need to get my vision checked.

This is generally a topic I would shy away from, but when Sister talks about it, it has a different vibe to it. As a male, I try to be supportive and respectful to all women— it’s hard, though, when liars like Amber Heard hurt all women.

Sometimes, when the hen house is clucking furiously, it is best to back away slowly and spend the evening in the doghouse.

Silly humans. Such vivid imaginations, and no greater stimulation than fear. Someone ought to compile all the erroneous methods and practices ever used by us erect monkeys. I bet it would dwarf all current “knowledge.”

Multiple choice: which of these is true?

a) Aristotle thought the more physically attractive person would be the more moral person; or

b) Pythagoras was killed in a Tyrannosaurus attack.

Re: The Flog

Does anyone else find it ironic that the 300% b00b size increase story is immediately above Ada Flatman’s name?

P.S. Apparently you can’t say “bee oh oh bee” in a GC comment.

And we claim that Science and scientific “Progress” have enlightened us! Look at these two sexists!

“Hey Grandpa, what’s for supper?” https://youtu.be/3kaI3jQ6W8w

Da Blog: Here’s to “formerly flight suit” for showing up …!

( is that the Bathmat Factory shuttle? )