Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 19, 2022

Rodney, don’t blink. You might miss everything.

Your future will come, Live day by day so you don’t miss any of it.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Oogway – Kung Fu Panda

How about just one positive highlight?

The future isn’t what it used to be (it never was).

Future tripping is ok future barfing is problematical!

It’s on my playlist, Lou Christie’s The Gypsy Cried.

Depending on certain moments you’d still need a barf bag

Given that it’s Rodney, shouldn’t it have been a barf sack?

then I’ll be regifting thanks

That about depicts todays mood on what the future holds.

“Life is a journey, not a disaster.”

You know. Now that I think of it, they don’t mention the barf bag in the seat in front of you on planes any more. At least I don’t remember hearing it.

Don’t ask questions you aren’t prepared to hear the answer to because sometimes ignorance really is bliss.

The moment will come soon enough, Rodney.

So you think…

Did she already look into Rod’s future or just made an assumption on general appearances.

The only future I want to know is who wins the World Series and Super Bowl.

In some circles the bag is known as a lunch bag because that’s where your lunch goes.

Good call….

The future may seem disgusting unless somebody cleans it up now.

Listener discretion is advised.