The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 19, 2022

Their son Pat was good melting his mom’s heart!

He’s on a roll.

I can’t believe it’s not Marj.

She’s sticking up for her son and Dad’s going to butter him up.

No, Dad’s going to PAT him!!!

He’s a chip off the old block.

The dad’s okay, but the mom’s a real tub…..sorry, just had to.

Young Tablespoon’s parent’s are churning with pride. He has followed the recipe for sweet unsalted success that others only cream about — and still in the flour of his youth. The PAM Family next aisle is rancid with jealousy. They are spraying all kinds of a-rumors.

He did butter than most in his class because he is so well-bread. Move on, muffin to see here.

Sounds like the parents thought the kid was half-baked. They probably wonder if the honor comes with any dough. (I apologize.)

He was raised in a warm and loving oven….

A loveable Dollop !

it’s no wonder – where he grew up is a good spread…

I once went to work in a bakery because I wanted to learn how to be a good roll model.

I can’t believe he’s not bitter.

The cheerfulness spreads easily.

Didn’t even wait until prom night.

A fresh juicy apple a day will butter up any teacher.

Things are churning in that family.

It’s enough to melt your heart!

Dad should be a jar of honey.

What’s the butter going to do when the roll is called up yonder?

It was a churning moment.