At a dinner in a restaurant my buddy ordered a shrimp cocktail, a steak, baked potato, chocolate cake and a diet coke. The waitress repeated it back, “Let’s see, that’s shrimp cocktail, steak, baked potato, chocolate cake AND A DIET COKE!”
We shared an apartment for a while. His morning coffee was a diet coke.
eolan59 almost 2 years ago
Don’t forget the Diet Coke when you have a donut, it evens it out
Zykoic almost 2 years ago
At a dinner in a restaurant my buddy ordered a shrimp cocktail, a steak, baked potato, chocolate cake and a diet coke. The waitress repeated it back, “Let’s see, that’s shrimp cocktail, steak, baked potato, chocolate cake AND A DIET COKE!”
We shared an apartment for a while. His morning coffee was a diet coke.
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
He eats cracked corn, then he don’t care.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well, I just blew that strategy out of the water for today. My breakfast consisted of coffee (3 sugars) and a giant cinnamon roll.
Ida No almost 2 years ago
Breakfast whiskey. It’s a thing.
T... almost 2 years ago
And a few god-awful snacks…
Impkins Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Chicken feed? Nom, nom, nom, NOT! Where is my croissant??? :)
Muzi54 almost 2 years ago
Don’t think that is what is meant by a ‘Balanced’ diet
Kaputnik almost 2 years ago
The problem is that if I try to eat something that’s healthy, it might be able to fight back.