Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 24, 2022

All hail the flag of refrigerator!

no argument here Ralph.

The “house flag” is a refrigerator….how fitting.

Ralph’s logic is stunningly irrational — very much like that of an Alzheimer’s patient. Shoes should be stored in the refrigerator on a hot summer day. Broken bear-trap logic! Out of thin air come firmly-held totally bizarre ideas and behaviors that no rational person would ever think or do. Pitiful and poignant. Extremely frustrating to the patient’s caregiver who loves the patient.

It’s like the old saying, “You have to spend money to make money.”

Rationalization lives on!

He’s got ya there, Honeybunch!

His tossing and turning will likely keep both of them from getting a restful sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc1ieaingQk

I’ll have to try that.

I wished it worked that way for me!

The calories burn and the heart burn.

Add some chopped jalapeños to that. Will help “burn” even more calories.

Nice diet plan.

I relate to this so much as have acid reflux haha.

Pardon the irony, “in your dreams, Ralph”. :-D

Fine. Toss and turn all you want—on the couch!

Nachos with DEATH BY SALSA salsa.

Wouldn’t that snack lead to nightmares? Or at least cause you to lose sleep?

If you eat too close to bedtime, you’ll get heartburn.

nuther eco freindly weight loss tip: turn off your heat at night during the winter and don’t use a blanket – shivering burns calories and save money too!

Oink, Ralph.

His reasoning has some merit.