Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 25, 2022

Three second rule only applies at home….

I know how Ralph feels.

Eat a french fry off the floor at home, OK, but at a restaurant? Not a good idea.

I wouldn’t eat it but I might pick it up.

Why isn’t this place in the shape of a giant burger?

Yeah, the prices………I can’t go to my boss and ask for a pay raise or a bigger assignment that pays more. Social Security is set by the government. Should have tried for a government job with the fat pensions. Like Tony Fauci.

Now inflation is wrecking my retirement savings……I may need to pick up that fry…..

You may want to stop off at the drugstore…just in case…

When it hits the floor, it is no more.

I have my own commercial fry cutter and either deep fry or air fry them. Get good fries cheap. One potato works well for a portion. At most $1.00.

GAK!!!!

AMEN

A trip to the hospital will cost a helluva a lot more than that fry.

A bargain!, it’s $15 in Manhattan.

Remember, Ralph, the fries are bottomless. Leave that one on the floor.

Exactly!!!

All the more reason to ensure it doesn’t hit the floor.

Im getting sick of this characters gluttony. It’s not funny.

Ralph doesn’t have any rules

Ralph delivered his two cents worth.

One potato, two potatoes,…

They found a fast food place where they could eat inside??