FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 27, 2022

if only Paige were dressed up as a vicious dog breed: Doberman or bulldog for example

“You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog” (The King)

Like a B****

and like, you found no one to ask about fashion except for Jason?

If I were Jason, I would have said, “I thought you were going to wear a costume to the party.”

Wait, ANDY suggested the dog costume? That sounds more like something Peter or Jason would have suggested?

My costume? I go naked on roller skates, as a pull toy.

Paige is a furry!

If he keeps it up she’s going to bite him.

I don’t know ANY girl that age who would go to a party wearing a dog costume!

A double ouch!

The costume’s fine, Paige. It’s not your mother’s fault you asked Jason for his opinion. I’d think you’d know better by now.

The cat costume was better.

Its funny how dog and fox mean opposite things, but they both come from the same family

How do I look?… With your eyes.

Her Mom would have known better.

You’re the one who picked the costume, Paige.