Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 25, 2022

Now I Have Heard Everything!

I’ve heard of burning the roof of your mouth from eating pizza too fast, but that is just silly.

Light weight

How do you call it? Brain slam?

Of course, he lunges at the pizza without waiting for his family to be served too.

That’s what you get for ordering pepperoni, should have gotten pineapple, never a headache.

Ralph: “Pepperoni Pizza Headache, or Brain Burn, hurts so good!”

That’s what you get for hoggin’ the pizza.

Instead of ‘Brain Freeze’ he got ‘Brain Cheese’, an early indication of developing lactose intolerance.