Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 29, 2022

Ow

He won’t be safe in the water, either.

The run-on part of Paul was played by Alfred Hitchcock.

No…. stay out of the Ocean, that’s the sharks home !

That’s gonna hurt.

Rats with wings!!!

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Nacho-rally

They call them sea gulls because the beach is by the sea. If the beach were by the bay, they would be bay gulls.

Nobody wants to see them open that bag of chips.

At least they aren’t speedos.

My mom used to sit by the pool in a flower pattern swimsuit, and butterflies would land on her, thinking they were real flowers.

Thanks for the laugh, Mark!

With all these bird beaks, this is just one more p*cker joke.

Goes well with today’s “Basic Instructions.”

Priceless! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

Once I was sitting by the beach with an almost finished tuna fish sandwich. Well, one gull snatched it outta my hand, but dropped it on the sand where the other gulls immediately made short work of it. Gull #1 got bupkis.

What goes around comes around.