I stumbled across a campsite in my front yard while mowing. I found Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, The Loch Ness monster, Elvis, and Jesus, making s’mores!
And, in the ’50s, my pop made me use a scythe and a sickle. Both found and dispatched snakes in the grass, a handy training experience for my distant future as an AT&T middle network manager.
Imagine about 2 years ago
My lawn is about that tall now. And not from an ant’s perspective.
danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago
Have you milked the aphid yet?
incognito about 2 years ago
My lawn has a Japanese soldier in it that doesn’t know that WW2 has finished……
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoichi_Yokoi
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 2 years ago
After you rake the lawn
Enter.Name.Here about 2 years ago
“I just had a hair cut.”
“Why didn’t you have them all cut?”
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
I didn’t know that these where Leaf-Cutter Ants:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafcutter_ant
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 2 years ago
That was just the front!!
jagedlo about 2 years ago
I see the grass has been hacked into…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
After you rake.
wirepunchr about 2 years ago
That’s the scythe of it (I know you axed for it).
blakerl about 2 years ago
Don’t remind me I have to go cut the grass, I have acres of grass.
rshive about 2 years ago
Lawn — the early days.
sk55 about 2 years ago
I stumbled across a campsite in my front yard while mowing. I found Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, The Loch Ness monster, Elvis, and Jesus, making s’mores!
mindjob about 2 years ago
In my town we are “going for the gold”
StewieSquarePants about 2 years ago
He could’ve been eaten by the anteater!
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Seems about right…youth of today don’t know what hard work is…
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
If only it was that easy…
The Orange Mailman about 2 years ago
Beast mowed.
zeexenon about 2 years ago
And, in the ’50s, my pop made me use a scythe and a sickle. Both found and dispatched snakes in the grass, a handy training experience for my distant future as an AT&T middle network manager.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Sharpen the ax blade!
edeloriea14 about 2 years ago
Chopping the blade of grass down just like they did before lawn mowers.