The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 29, 2022

Let’s see, the Mrs. is snuggling up to him, he has his teeth in a water glass. Am I missing something??

Why leave the ears on?

This is funny!!

Who is he in bed with? Carrot top?

Ahhh, his teeth are like stars…

Soon as the lights are out “It’s Mashed Potato Time. Oh, yea, yea, yea, yah.”

A half-baked Mr. Idaho Potato Head drunkenly slumbers while Mrs. Idaneau Potato Head gently weeps. He has removed his mouth, so there’s no point in discussing it. Oh, but someday she will scallop him!

Heard they sometimes have eyes in the back of their head.

The cure for snoring!!!

He did that because the Mrs. says he sores too loud!

Good thing he puts his teeth in the glass at night…he may get hungry for a snack and bite his spud….

Gives whole new meaning to mouthing off.

I seem to remember a well-worn saying, “go soak your head!” Why leave one’s head in bed?

My new dentists are Middle Eastern … would it be raciest if I showed them this … only Californians may reply.

He’ll be lucky if he can keep everything else together. :)

His OPEN EYES should also be on the dresser. His CLOSED EYES are what he’s wearing.

WHA??? NOBODY SAY NOTHIN’ TO MRS POTATO HEAD! She does NOT have curly red hair.

The Mrs gets romantic in the middle of night, tries to give him a smooch, but gets nothing but moustache.

So the androgynous, woke version now simply referred to as “Potato Head” has a mustache?

Careful! Someone might sneak in wind-up chatter teeth!!

“I’m packing you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes, just in case.”

I love this soooo much!