Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 02, 2022

I call her “Mari” for short.

I’ve ignored so many chain mail comments on a variety of sites. I’m living proof that they don’t work.

Very risky behavior. I have a cousin who broke a chain letter, and not twelve years later, he dented his fender on a parking ramp wall.

Are chain letters still a thing? I don’t remember seeing one for at least 20 years… I doubt most kids like Phoebe will know what they are.

Listen to the wind blow, watch the sun rise…

If you were a chain breaker, I would call you “Marigold the Barbarian”

It’s nice that she broke the curse and that there will be no consequences for that.

M.H. Nostrils, B.O.C.

I’m going to be using that subtitle anytime I refer to marigold breaker of chains from now on…. the heavnley nostrils is implied on my end.

HOORAY for Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, Breaker of Chains!

“This is Phoebe. She’s a human girl.”

I read Marigold’s line in the last panal as: “As long as we both know what is short around here.” I thought that even funnier….

Zing!

Good for you, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, Breaker of chains.

Got one once just threw it away and here I am today.